Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.

Anger - a better alternative to caffeine.

Everyone had a weakness. It was the law of nature that for each being there was a predator, or a disease, or a vulnerability built into their very core.

Did I ever tell you that you are like sunshine in the middle of the night?

Living in your dreams meant bitter disappointment when you woke up.

Secret to what?" "Secret to shutting you up," he said. "I just have to beat you till you're half-dead, then give you chicken soup and"--he raised his hands--"blessed silence.

You fellows ever thought of hiring out as a Christmas lights crew? You’d make a fortune.