He finished the bandage and was examining it critically. "You know those things are unreliable." His voice held just a touch of reproach. “Eleven out of twelve work fine. I’d say that’s better chances than getting an orgasm with a blind date and women still try.

Settle down, Princess. It’s not my first time.

It was one of those idiotic things that could've been resolved in a split second. Tara had no right to touch Raphael, and once she did he had every right to punch her. She should've left it at that, and now she was dead because she didn't.

I wondered if kicking him in the head would make the whole explanation pop out of his mouth in one chunk.

There is no such thing as privacy between a deity and his worshipper. There are no secrets, no glossed-over failures. Only promises kept and abandoned, sins committed and imagined, and raw emotion. How many of us are ready to have our lives judged? What would happen if we were found wanting?

Look at my big teeth. I'm an apex predator. My genetic material is awesome

Two years? That's entirely too long. If you want, we can take care of that. After two years it's pure therapy.