Whenever and however you give birth, your experience will impact your emotions, your mind, your body, and your spirit for the rest of your life.

Squat 300 times a day, you’re going to give birth quickly.

Why should nutrition matter less in the creation of young humans than it does in young plants? I'm sure that it doesn't.

If you can't be a hero, you can at least be funny while being a chicken.

Breast stimulation is especially effective in starting labor at term when it is combined with sexual intercourse. Unless your partner is an abysmally poor lover, this combination is by far the most enjoyable method of induction.

Don't forget to bring your sense of humor to your labor.

When you cast doubt on some bodily function- you don't know how sensitive the body is to that kind of idea.