The Creator is not a careless mechanic.

Let your monkey do it.

Why in the world do the insurance companies get to be the boss of birth? That's what I want to know.

It is important to keep in mind that our bodies must work pretty well, or their wouldn't be so many humans on the planet.

When you destroy midwives, you also destroy a body of knowledge that is shared by women, that can’t be put together by a bunch of surgeons or a bunch of male obstetricians, because physiologically, birth doesn’t happen the same way around surgeons, medically trained doctors, as it does around sympathetic women.

Ask the woman, she will tell you everything you need to know

Don't forget to bring your sense of humor to your labor.