Masturbation is an absolutely peerless cure for the hiccups
Do not, under any circumstances, put this book down and turn on the teevee. The teevee debilitates our culture.
I have a really dark, rich, thick sense of humor.
I work grief and sadness out of my body when I dance, and I bring in joy and rhythm.
Have a nice, cuntlovin' day.
We tend to hold that popping medicine in our mouths and swallowing is the extent of our involvement in the healing process. We believe that if we get better, it's because the medicine worked magic, not the person.