A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. They're all animals.

Perhaps measuring animal intelligence by comparing it to human intelligence isn't the best litmus test.

The smallest form of life, even an ant or a clam, is equal to a human being

Winners don't eat wieners.

Would I rather the research lab that tests animals is reduced to a bunch of cinders? Yes.

The best bet for the horses would be to stop betting on the Derby and other horse races, and to stop breeding, racing and killing thoroughbreds altogether

Animal hoarding was a dirty secret until hoarders appeared on our TV screens and showed how they are compelled to collect so many dogs, cats or parrots that the animals end up in cages only inches bigger than their own bodies. For life.