Animals aren't any better equipped to survive an emergency than humans are. Few people missed the fact that after Hurricane Katrina, people died because buses and emergency shelters wouldn't allow their animals.

One hates to be absolute, but in my view, there is no such thing as humane meat.

It's time to face facts: Most people stop being environmentalists when they sit down to eat.

Real nutrition comes from soybeans, almonds, rice, and other healthy vegetable sources, not from a cow's udder.

If my father had a heart attack it would give me no solace at all to know his treatment was first tried on a dog.

Even painless research is fascism, supremacism...

Perhaps the mere idea of receiving a nasty missive will allow animal researchers to empathize with their victims for the first time in their lousy careers. I find it small wonder that the laboratories aren't all burning to the ground. If I had more guts, I'd light a match.