What if reincarnation really happens, and Jesus were reincarnated, & you were a total d*ck to him? It could happen. You should probably treat everyone like they were Jesus reincarnated.

I was thinking about picking up kayaking, but I didn't want anyone to think I had herpes.

Insecurity isn't an attractive quality in a man.

If you aren't happy with your life, change things until you are... if you can't change something, change your attitude about it.

Never play the Devil's Advocate. Your words could be the difference between success and failure in someone else.

If it isn't going to matter to you in 5 years, quit stressing about it. (Also, quit b*tching about it. It might matter when you're all alone in 5 yrs because you're annoying now.)

The more obstacles you encounter, the harder you must fight to meet your destiny. Never let adversity win. Never give up on yourself and the good you can bring to the world.