You will be stupid. You will worry your parents. You will question your own choices, your relationships, your jobs, your friends, where you live, what you studied in college, that you went to college at all... If that happens, you're doing it right.

I'm going to go with Chihuahua, just because I can't think of anything more frightening than a giant Chihuahua.

Brad Pitt is really game to talk about whatever and is really fun to talk to and was totally up for discussing anything.

I seen a pig so big it’d block out the sun.

Everything is more compelling when you talk like a human being, when you talk like yourself.

In some theoretical way I know that a half-million people hear the show. But in a day-to-day way, there's not much evidence of it.

The entire culture was organized for people who are happy. People who are miserable need reassurance that other people are miserable.