It's not a terribly original thing to say, but I love Raymond Carver. For one thing, he's fun to read out loud.
Ira GlassBrad Pitt is so good-looking there's a lightbulb inside of him shooting good-looking-ness in all directions.
Ira GlassI'm going to go with Chihuahua, just because I can't think of anything more frightening than a giant Chihuahua.
Ira GlassDon't wait till you're older, or in some better job than you have now. Don't wait for anything. Don't wait till some magical...idea drops into your lap. That's not where ideas come from. Go looking for an idea and it'll show up. Begin now.
Ira Glass