I dont know how to read. I get all my news from Jon Stewart every day.
Brad Pitt is so good-looking there's a lightbulb inside of him shooting good-looking-ness in all directions.
Just when did I get to the point when staying at a hotel wasn't fun?
Where radio is different than fiction is that even mediocre fiction needs purpose, a driving question.
Great stories happen to those who can tell them.
I seen a pig so big it’d block out the sun.