The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.

How much do I love you? I'll tell you no lie. How deep is the ocean? How high is the sky?

Lord Help the Mister that comes between Me and My Sister.

Heaven... I'm in heaven, and my heart beats so that I can hardly speak.

A patriotic song is an emotion and you must not embarrass an audience with it, or they will hate your guts.

Things that really matter are the things that gold can't buy, so let's have another cup o' coffee and let's have another piece o' pie.

When I'm worried and I can't sleep I count my blessings instead of sheep.