Progress of a marriage: There was a time when you couldn't make me happy. Now the time has come when you can make me unhappy.
A Canadian is someone who keeps asking the question, 'What is a Canadian?
I have stopped being a misanthrope.
My neighbor doesn't want to be loved as much as he wants to be envied.
God is indeed dead. He died of self-horror when He saw the creature He had made in His own image.
Whom the gods do not intend to destroy, they first make mad with poetry.