If a book has no index or good table of contents, it is very useful to make one as you are reading it.

A tennis racket makes a great fake guitar!

I'm paid to preach not to practice.

If I see a cool chick in the street, I'll watch her going by, won't I?

One of the ways we can bear the image of God well is to see things in others they don't see themselves and call that out of them.

Everybody feels up sometimes, they feel down sometimes, sometimes they feel sideways, sometimes they feel weird.

I'm about to be shot 150 feet up in the air. I feel queasy!