I could go to juvie instead of real prison.
It's so cool to get to talk to fans, to find out where they're from and why they bought the records.
A tennis racket makes a great fake guitar!
Even though being a kid is kind of a carefree sort of thing for the most part, I guess there are definitely a lot of things that stick in kids' minds.
It's so unattractive, I'm sorry.
I'm paid to preach not to practice.