Everybody feels up sometimes, they feel down sometimes, sometimes they feel sideways, sometimes they feel weird.

It's so cool to get to talk to fans, to find out where they're from and why they bought the records.

A poor idea well written is more likely to be accepted than a good idea poorly written

If I see a cool chick in the street, I'll watch her going by, won't I?

It's so unattractive, I'm sorry.

I could go to juvie instead of real prison.

A tennis racket makes a great fake guitar!