The peace and joy of the Christmas season was marred by a proclamation of a general strike of all the military forces of the world. Panic reigns in the hearts of all the patriots of every persuasion. Meanwhile, fears of universal disaster sank to an all-time low over the world.

All the hundreds of millions of people who, in their time, believed the Earth was flat never succeeded in unrounding it by an inch.

It’s a poor atom blaster that won’t point both ways.

Humanity is cutting down its forests, apparently oblivious to the fact that we may not be able to live without them.

Married life had taught Toran the futility of arguing with a female in a dark-brown mood.

Old people think young people haven't learned about love. Young people think old people have forgotten about love.

There are no happy endings in history, only crisis points that pass.