You don't have to be able to lay eggs to know when one of them is rotten.

The true artist is quite rational as well as imaginative and knows what he is doing; if he does not, his art suffers.

Feminine intuition? Is that what you wanted the robot for? You men. Faced with a woman reaching a correct conclusion and unable to accept the fact that she is your equal or superior in intelligence, you invent something called feminine intuition.

I'm not a speed reader. I'm a speed understander.

We are all victimized by the natural perversity of inanimate objects...and the assorted human beings who perpetuate and maintain this perversity.

Never judge your own writing. You're not fit to do so.

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.