I'm not trying to be the next Joan Rivers.

Where is the real low thing? Where are the jelly shoes that you find that are sick because they’re so great…Everything has air quotes around it now.

Flirting is conversational chemistry.

Remember this: No one is looking at your imperfections; they're all too busy worrying about their own.

The reason people like to watch ball games is because they don't really know exactly what's going to happen from moment to moment. That's why you watch the entire thing

All I want are high heels, high heels. If I was a girl, I'd wear a lot of high heels. High, stiletto heels.

What you do, you don't think of as a product