I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache.

I never have time to cook, so I just look through the books and imagine the dishes I would make if I wasn't going out for a business dinner.

Comedy has always been important in my family. If you got in a good joke at the dinner table, it meant more than almost anything else.

I love good food and I love to eat in nice restaurants. I love Japanese food. I love Gordon Ramsay in London; he is pretty amazing.

Anytime anyone compliments me on my figure, I'm wearing my Spanx undies.

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.

I tell my girlfriends - 'Imagine if all the time you put into waxing and primping, you took all of that energy and put it into something useful.'