There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am old, there is no respect for age, I missed it coming and going.

Depending upon shock tactics is easy, whereas writing a good play is difficult. Pubic hair is no substitute for wit.

We are members of one body. We are responsible for each other.

There can be no doubt that smoking nowadays is largely a miserable automatic business. People use tobacco without ever taking an intelligent interest in it. They do not experiment, compare, fit the tobacco to the occasion. A man should always be pleasantly conscious of the fact that he is smoking.

She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years.

Western man is schizophrenic.

To put failure behind you, face up to it.