I have scars on my hands from touching certain people…Certain heads, certain colours and textures of human hair leave permanent marks on me.

How long should a man's legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.

You can't exist in this world with such strong likes and dislikes.

I privately say to you, old friend... please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).

If I were God, I certainly wouldn't want people to love me sentimentally. It's too unreliable.

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

I don't really deeply feel that anyone needs an airtight reason for quoting from the works of writers he loves, but it's always nice, I'll grant you, if he has one.