I wouldn't exactly describe her as strictly beautiful. She knocked me out, though.

Where do the ducks go in the winter?

Many, many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now. Happily, some of them kept records of their troubles.

If there's one thing I hate, it's the movies. Don't even mention them to me.

Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules for myself, and then I break them right away. Last year I made a rule that I was going to quit horsing around with girls that, deep down, gave me a pain in the ass. I broke it, though, the same week I made it - the same night, as a matter of fact.

... even the most sublimely accomplished non-stop talker can't consistently please.

Among other things, you'll find that you're not the first one who was ever confused and frightened and even sickened by human behavior.