The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I'm not kidding.
Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
Real ugly girls have it tough. I feel so sorry for them sometimes.
John Keats / John Keats / John / Please put your scarf on.
Don't hate me because I can't remember some person immediately. Especially when they look like everybody else, and talk and dress and act like everybody else.
It was the last game of the year and you were supposed to commit suicide or something if old Pencey didn't win.