Some of my best friedns are children. In fact, all of my best friends are children.

I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do

Liberate yourself from my vice-like grip!

Tilting his head back he slowly released an enormous quantity of smoke from his mouth and drew it up through his nostrils. He continued to smoke in this "French-inhale" style. Very probably, it was not part of the sofa vaudeville of a showoff but, rather, the private, exposed achievement of a young man who, at one time or another, might have tried shaving himself left-handed.

Many, many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now. Happily, some of them kept records of their troubles.

People are mostly hot to have a discussion when you're not.

I live in New York, and I was thinking about the lagoon in Central Park, down near Central Park South. I was wondering if it would be frozen over when I got home, and if it was, where did the ducks go? I was wondering where the ducks went when the lagoon got all icy and frozen over. I wondered if some guy came in a truck and took them away to a zoo or something. Or if they just flew away.