In the first place, you’re way off when you start railing at things and people instead of at yourself.

I live alone (but catless, I'd like everybody to know).

That's the terrible part. I swear to God I'm a madman.

I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

There isn’t a nightclub in the world that you can sit in for a long time unless you can at least buy some liquor and get drunk. Or unless you’re with some girl that really knocks you out.

If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It's a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn't education. It's history. It's poetry.

People never believe you.