But I'm Crazy. I swear to God I am.

You can't stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.

Franny was staring at the little blotch of sunshine with a special intensity, as if she were considering lying down in it.

Anyway, I'm sort of glad they've got the atomic bomb invented. If there's ever another war, I'm going to sit right the hell on top of it. I'll volunteer for it, I swear to God I will.

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody.

This is a people shooting hat," I said. "I shoot people in this hat.

Life is a game, boy. Life is a game that one plays according to the rules.