Then Iโd throw my automatic down the elevator shaft-after Iโd wiped off all the fingerprints and all. Then Iโd crawl back up to my room and call up Jane and have her come over and bandage up my guts. I pictured her holding a cigarette for me to smoke while I was bleeding and all. The goddam movies. They can ruin you. Iโm not kidding.
J. D. Salinger