It always smelled like it was raining outside, even if it wasn't, and you were in the only nice, dry, cosy place in the world.

Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.

Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.

I am always saying "Glad to've met you" to somebody I'm not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though.

But you can't always tell - with somebody's mother, I mean. Mothers are all slightly insane.

Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.

Sex is something I really don't understand too hot.