This is a people shooting hat," I said. "I shoot people in this hat.

You think of the book you'd most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.

Are all your stars shining?

There isn’t a nightclub in the world that you can sit in for a long time unless you can at least buy some liquor and get drunk. Or unless you’re with some girl that really knocks you out.

This is God's universe, buddy, not yours, and he has the final say about what's ego and what isn't.

Zooey said... It would be very nice to come home and be in the wrong house. To eat dinner with the wrong people by mistake, sleep in the wrong bed by mistake, and kiss everybody good-bye in the morning thinking they were your own family.

Girls. You never know what they're going to think.