I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.

Above all, I would teach him to tell the truth Truth-telling, I have found, is the key to responsible citizenship. The thousands of criminals I have seen in 40 years of law enforcement have had one thing in common: Every single one was a liar.

What you need is a good Hoovering.

A child who has been taught to respect the laws of God will have little difficulty respecting the laws of men.

The flames of freedom which were lighted across this great land of ours in Thomas Jefferson's day have continued to burn with an intense and magnetic light for nearly 200 years. They have been fed by the spiritual fuel which abounds only in a land where an abiding faith in God and recognition of Him as the true Author of Liberty prevail.

Experts say that children are not born criminals, nor pampered parasites. They are made that way by the environment in which they live.

We (the FBI) are a fact-gathering organization only. We don't clear anybody. We don't condemn anybody.