The American mind simply has not come to a realization of the evil which has been introduced into our midst.
J. Edgar HooverI regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.
J. Edgar HooverThe Federal Bureau of Investigation has been requested to assist in the investigation of reported sightings of flying disks.
J. Edgar Hoover