The bad stuff is easier to believe. You ever notice that?
Stores are never nice to people. They're nice to credit cards.
You're comin' with me, you gotta be invisible. You walk by a hatch and you see the enemy, you become the hatch.
We don't care if these girls want to eat their men. That's the Piranha Man's problem. We just want the avocados.
Anything short of cannibalism is just beating around the bush.
I have a lot of fantasies about being tied up and spanked. I suppose it isn't very liberated, is it? What kind of fantasies do feminists have?