All's fair in love and war," said Ron brightly, "and this is a bit of both.

You have to kill a lot of trees before you write anything good.

I am very frustrated by fear of imagination, I don’t think that’s healthy.

Snape was looking as though the first person to ask him for a Love Potion would be force-fed poison.

Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies.

I love you, Hermione,” said Ron.

Gryffindor leads by eighty points to zero, and look at that Firebolt go! Potter’s really putting it through its paces now, see it turn — Chang’s Comet is just no match for it, the Firebolt’s precision-balance is really noticeable in these long —” “JORDAN! ARE YOU BEING PAID TO ADVERTISE FIREBOLTS? GET ON WITH THE COMMENTARY!