I think Mum's got a second cousin who's an accountant, but we never talk about him.

If Harry Potter taught us anything, it's that no one should have to live in the closet

Listeners, that brings us to the end of another Potterwatch. We don’t know when it will be possible to broadcast again, but you can be sure we shall be back. Keep twiddling those dials: the next password will be ‘Mad-Eye.’ Keep each other safe. Keep faith. Good night.

Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.

There is an expiry date on blaming your parents for steering you in the wrong direction; the moment you are old enough to take the wheel, responsibility lies with you.

I will defend the importance of bedtime stories to my last gasp.

The success of Harry Potter has given me lots of freedom. I can pay my bills, and I don't have to prove anything to anyone anymore.