Don’t put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!

Don't let the muggles get you down.

Pity you can't attach an extra arm to your [broom], Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you.

If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.

It frightened people when you were honest; it shocked them.

Assuming I survive our hunt for the Horcruxes, I’ll find Mum and Dad and lift the enchantment. If I don’t – well, I think I’ve cast a good enough charm to keep them safe and happy. Wendell and Monica Wilkins don’t know that they’ve got a daughter, you see.

Oh, there you are, Albus,' he said. 'You've been a very long time. Upset stomach?' 'No, I was merely reading the Muggle magazines,' said Dumbledore. 'I do love knitting patterns.