Overload 'em with information an' they'll kill yeh jus' to simplify things.

She can't keep writing about what a tragic little hero I am, it'll get boring.

I must admit, Peter, I have difficulty in understanding why an innocent man would want to spend twelve years as a rat.

Well, I can certainly see why we're trying to keep them alive. Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting, and bite all at once?

Imperfect understanding is often more dangerous than ignorance.

He was slumped in the back, gazing out of the window, as though his parents were two people who had picked him up hitchhiking, connected to him merely by chance and proximity.

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