I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first!
He has never wanted to occupy the throne himself; he prefers the back seat - more room to spread out, you see.
I'm a what?" gasped Harry. "A wizard, o' course," said Hagrid, sitting back down on the sofa, which groaned and sank even lower, "an' a thumpin' good'un I'd say, once yeh've been trained up a bit. With a mum an' dad like yours, what else would yeh be?
Potter! There are hundreds of people thundering through my pub!
It unscrews the other way.
I love being a writer. I am very lucky my life's ambition turned out to be just as much fun as I thought it would be.