What's most important in a friendship? Tolerance and loyalty.

I think they thought it was very arrogant of me to write the end of my seven books series when I didn't have a publisher and no-one had heard of me

Sword? Haven't got a sword. That boy has, though. He'll lend you one.

Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!

I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry.

For future reference, Harry, it is raspberry...although of course, if I were a Death Eater, I would have been sure to research my own jam preferences before impersonating myself.

In magic, man has to rely on himself. So, in religion, of course, you're looking for outside support but that's the appeal of magic.