I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you.
One more lesson like that and I might just do a Weasley.
I really don't believe in magic.
I think that I've had a very strange life.
I would like to be remembered as someone who did the best she could with the talent she had.
Hello, Minister!" bellowed Percy, sending a neat jinx straight at Thicknesse, who dropped his wand and clawed at the front of his robes, apparently in awful discomfort. "Did I mention I'm resigning?