Aaah ... when two Neptunes appear in the sky it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry.

Yeah, but coming from Dudley that's like "I love you.

Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.

Dumbledore says people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right.

Oh, get out of the way, Percy,” said Fred. “Harry’s in a hurry.” “Yeah, he’s off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant,” said George, chortling.

If ever I expected to come face to face with an angry Christian fundamentalist, it wasn't in FAO Schwarz.

Like the fact that the person Sirius cared for the most about in the world was you," said Dumbledore quietly.