Authority figures always attract trouble

I've laid my friends bare.

I think the Harry books are actually very moral, but some people just object to witchcraft being mentioned in a children's book.

I'm dying!" Malfoy yelled, as the class panicked. "I'm dying, look at me! It's killed me!

Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.

The castle grounds were gleaming in the sunlight as though freshly painted; the cloudless sky smiled at itself in the smoothly sparkling lake, the satin-green lawns rippled occasionally in a gentle breeze: June had arrived.

Silence fell between the four of them as they looked up at the sky. There was no sign of movement, the stars stared back, unblinking, indifferent, unobscured by flying friends. Where was Ron? Where were Fred and Mr Weasley? Where were Bill, Fleur, Tonks, Mad Eye, Mundungus?