Vot is the point of being an international Quidditch player if all the good-looking girls are taken?
J. K. RowlingPercy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.
J. K. RowlingTell me, how is Lucius Malfoy these days? I expect he's delighted his lapdog's working at Hogwarts, isn't he?" "Speaking of dogs," said Snape softly, "did you know that Lucius Malfoy recognized you last time you risked a little jaunt outside? Clever idea, Black, getting yourself seen on a safe station platform. Gave you a cast-iron excuse not to leave your hidey-hole in future, didn't it?
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