Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies.

Bangs and smoke were more often the marks of ineptitude than expertise.

Hagrid howled still more loudly. Harry and Hermione looked at Ron to help them. 'Er-shall I make a cup of tea?' said Ron. Harry stared at him. 'It's what my mum does whenever someone's upset,' Ron muttered, shrugging.

All those poor elves I haven’t set free yet, having to stay over during Christmas because there aren’t enough hats!

I will be sharing additional information I've been hoarding for years about the world of Harry Potter

Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, Teach us something please, Whether we be old and bald, Or young with scabby knees, Our heads could do with filling With some interesting stuff, For now they're bare and full of air, Dead flies and bits of fluff, So teach us something worth knowing, Bring us back what we've forgot, Just do your best, we'll do the rest, And learn until our brains all rot.

Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.