That's what they should teach us here. How girls' brains work... It would be more useful than divination, anyway.
J. K. RowlingHe yearned not to feel... He wished he could rip out his heart, his innards, everything that was screaming inside him.
J. K. RowlingI never know," Harry called to Hagrid over the noise of the cart, "What's the difference between a stalagmite and a stalactite?" "Stalagmite's got an 'm' in it," said Hagrid.
J. K. RowlingMr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business. Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git. Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor. Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.
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