Jealous?...Of what? I don't want a foul scar right across my head, thanks. I don't think getting your head cut open makes you that special, myself.

If ever I expected to come face to face with an angry Christian fundamentalist, it wasn't in FAO Schwarz.

His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad, His hair is as dark as a blackboard. I wish he was mine, he's really divine, The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.

Or perhaps in Slytherin, you'll make your real friends. Those cunning folk use any means to achieve their ends.

I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first!

One can never have enough socks," said Dumbledore. "Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.

You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style.