My brain surprises even me sometimes.

Don't be sorry, my dear sir, for nothing could upset me today! Rejoice, for You-Know-Who is gone at last! Even muggles like yourself should be celebrating this happy, happy day.

Let’s see . . . ah, yes, this is nice and cozy.” It was a broom cupboard.

I think it's alarming that people believe that success enables one to forget how life felt before. As if one could simply exchange one's values.

How in the name of Merlin's pants have you managed to get your hands on those Horcrux books?

Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry--" "They won't," said Harry. "That you're safe--" "That'll just depress them." "--and you'll see them next summer." "Do I have to?

Whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.