The thing about fantasy - there are certain things you just don't do in fantasy.
Nothing like a nighttime stroll to give you ideas.
Knocking the shrieking goblins aside like skittles
Never try to understand the students. They hate it. They would much rather be tragically misunderstood, wallow in self-pity, stew in their own —” “That’s enough, Phineas,” said Dumbledore.
Oh you is a bad elf, Dobby!
The fridge had been emptied of all Dudley’s favorite things — fizzy drinks and cakes, chocolate bars and burgers — and filled instead with fruit and vegetables and the sorts of things that Uncle Vernon called “rabbit food.