Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?
Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, And treat them just the same.
Apparently wizards poke their noses in everywhere!
They may not look dangerous, but if angered [bowtruckles] will gouge out human eyes with their fingers, which, as you can see, are very sharp and not at all desirable near the eyeballs.
Get up, you useless lump, get up!
I don't feel I owe my readers details of my family's private life.