Then you should have died! Died, rather than betray your friends, as we would have done for you!

Poverty is a lot like childbirth - you know it is going to hurt before it happens, but you'll never know how much until you experience it.

The middle class is so funny, it's the class I know best, and it's the class where you find the most pretension, so that's what makes the middle classes so funny.

If ever I expected to come face to face with an angry Christian fundamentalist, it wasn't in FAO Schwarz.

When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we're going to be having a shufti to see if it's solid, aren't we, we're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?

Play to your strengths." "I haven’t got any," said Harry, before he could stop himself. "Excuse me," growled Moody, "you’ve got strengths if I say you’ve got them. Think now. What are you best at?

I really don't believe in magic.